Handmade Unicorn Poop! Smell the fecal rainbow!
Handmade Unicorn Poop! Smell the fecal rainbow! - Outlaw Soaps: Handmade Soap and Lotion - 1 Handmade Unicorn Poop! Smell the fecal rainbow! Handmade Unicorn Poop! Smell the fecal rainbow! Handmade Unicorn Poop! Smell the fecal rainbow!
$ 14.00
What do people think?  

Unicorn poop is HEWN FROM SOLID RAINBOWS and AN ASTONISHING ARRAY OF DELIGHTFUL SCENTS to bring glee to even the most soap-averse humans!

Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of ‘Can I eat this? Are you sure I can’t eat this?’ and then ‘Can I lick it, at least?’

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Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of ‘Can I eat this? Are you sure I can’t eat this?’ and then ‘Can I lick it, at least?’ It is a Willy Wonka-style layered assortment of scents BY COLOR, including a non-specific range of birthday cake, blueberry muffin, cola, butterscotch, and vanilla (the flavors change all the time, though). Not only that, it is BURSTING with SO MUCH GLITTER YOU’LL BE FORCED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO DESCRIBE IT!!!

Think this is hyperbole? IT IS NOT!

The poop… uh, SOAP, comes segmented and wrapped in a lovely organza bag with a very adorable label. It is fully suitable for giving children or other people who really need to smell better and/or you need to track (due to the magic of their glitter trail).

Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.

Every order includes one of our bumper stickers.

If this is a gift for someone other than yourself and you’d like us to include a note, put that in the order notes section when you order. We’ll hand write it in our attempt at a legible note.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring.

All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.

 

Unicorn Poop! Smell the fecal rainbow! has a rating of 4.9 stars based on 7 reviews.