OMFG IT’S BACON SOAP. It looks like bacon and it smells like bacon, but it tastes nothing like bacon and is quite cleansing! Who doesn’t love BACON?!! Even your dogs will be delighted to get a bath in this realistic-smelling meaty slab o’ soap (the slice marks are just imprints… it’s one solid bar)!
Why spend even a second away from the meat so holy, it's illegal in some religions!
No pigs were harmed in the making of this soap, so even though the actual bacon bacon meat bacon is forbidden in some religions and dietary choices, this can be used and enjoyed by all.
Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
Every order is combined in a rustic, gift-worthy burlap bag and includes one of our bumper stickers.
If this is a gift for someone other than yourself and you’d like us to include a note, put that in the order notes section when you order. We’ll hand write it in our attempt at a legible note.
Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring.
All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.
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